Dynamo win, 4-3

17 08 2008

Here’s an excellent recap of last night’s Dynamo victory over RSL from the front office over at Forever Orange.
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Dynamo stomp the Crew

2 08 2008

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Pictured here: Mullan walks all over a Crew member the way Houston walked all over Columbus. Our ball-handling was clean and polished; our Boswell-led defense was down-right cerebral; and our entire team (particularly during the first half) had their eyes open for potential goals, captains of opportunity (rather than formulaic). [Please excuse brevity. & typos; typed this while walking to the car.] Read the rest of this entry »

The First Half Was Dynamo!

2 08 2008

Two goals: Davis with a brilliant shot, Ching with a simple goal (but they count just as much!). Columbus: nil and clearly being dominated. Having a great game: Jaqua and Mullan; having a PHENOMENAL game: Geoff Cemeron!
I’m expecting half-time subs to rest some of our guys up for Tuesday.The subs came later in the second half, later than I would have expected.
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Hottest Straight Man Alive Up for Goal of the Week

28 07 2008

The Hottest Straight Man Alive (aka Brian Mullan) is up for Sierra Mist Goal of the Week (vote now) for his pretty goal against DC United. If it helps make up your mind, that goal was with his left foot (his weak side, if he has one). Other nominees: Kenny Cooper (I feel like I could have stopped that), Abe Thompson (that one actually was pretty good), Steven Lenhart (not bad, but then he got a red card), and Jason Garey (a goal actually off a keeper’s kick). Who you voting for, and why? Or more importantly, why not vote for the Hottest Straight Man Alive?

Hottest Straight Man Alive

28 07 2008


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Mullan. Sigh. (Photo: Thanks kbhall93)

I don’t know if it’s gay culture or what, but a lot, and I mean A LOT, of gay men are super hot. You can almost see why some women might attempt to “change” them. I’ve learned to accept that they are fabulous as is (like my wonderful co-author) and still amazingly fun to look at. However, there are those men that are inexplicably hot and pretty confirmed straight. Enter Brian Mullan. Evidently he has a wife and two children (though that doesn’t necessarily rule out homosexuality), he doesn’t keep his eyebrows perfect (like all men should), and he doesn’t use much product in his hair (but I don’t think he needs to). But all that makes him more likely to be straight, and thus the hottest straight man alive.



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Mullan, aka Hottest Straight Man alive, can argue with me anytime. Assuming I could get out a coherent thought. (Photo: AP by Bob Levey)