Hot Pic: Ronaldo is still in the US

26 07 2008
Ronaldo is clearly getting too much sun. And whats holding those shorts up?

Ronaldo is clearly getting too much sun. And what's holding those shorts up? (Photo: FMForums)

Cristiano Ronaldo is still vacationing in the US, and still getting way too much sun.  Luckily for us though, he has decided to never wear a shirt again and to occasionally grab his junk, just to remind us that it’s there.  

Ronaldo is still in the US, still shirtless, and still grabbing himself.  What a dream.

Ronaldo is still in the US, still shirtless, and still grabbing his junk. What a dream. (Photo: FMForums)





Hot Pic: Michael Rensing is Thirsty

25 07 2008

 

image from Kickette from Reuters

image from Kickette from Reuters

While we here at No Hands Ball focus primarily on Dynamo/MLS/US MNT, we welcome pics like the one above.  I guess you can be so hot that a regular size glass isn’t good enough to quench your thirst.  And being accustomed to Onstad (best damn goal keeper in the league) in the goal, I forget that goalkeepers can be so sexy.  So cheers to Michael Rensing of Bayern Munich.





Huh? I don’t get it.

24 07 2008
Letizia Filippi looking gorge in dress borrowed from her brother

Letizia Filippi looking gorge in dress borrowed from her brother

This blog is about the Game, it’s about the Players and it’s about their junk.  It’s not about their girlfriends. So this won’t be a frequent subject on our blog.  And it definitely isn’t a forum for us to callout/criticize other bloggers (okay, that’s probably not true). However, farbeit from me to criticize Read the rest of this entry »





Hot Pic: Making A Date?

24 07 2008

 

Netherlands Roy Bereens (right) got a little grabby with Belgiums Sebastien Pocognoli (left) during a match in Gent earlier today.

Netherlands' Roy Bereens (right) got a little grabby with Belgium's Sebastien Pocognoli (left) during a match in Gent earlier today.

 

 

Our friends at TMZ made catch-of-the-day, providing us with what will surely be today’s HOT PIC.  And it leads us directly into a major question: what is the value of grabbing your opponent’s junk MIDGAME?  In the locker-room, it’s clear why you would, but midgame are you just making a date?