Hottest Straight Man Alive Up for Goal of the Week

28 07 2008

The Hottest Straight Man Alive (aka Brian Mullan) is up for Sierra Mist Goal of the Week (vote now) for his pretty goal against DC United. If it helps make up your mind, that goal was with his left foot (his weak side, if he has one). Other nominees: Kenny Cooper (I feel like I could have stopped that), Abe Thompson (that one actually was pretty good), Steven Lenhart (not bad, but then he got a red card), and Jason Garey (a goal actually off a keeper’s kick). Who you voting for, and why? Or more importantly, why not vote for the Hottest Straight Man Alive?


Hottest Straight Man Alive

28 07 2008


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Mullan. Sigh. (Photo: Thanks kbhall93)

I don’t know if it’s gay culture or what, but a lot, and I mean A LOT, of gay men are super hot. You can almost see why some women might attempt to “change” them. I’ve learned to accept that they are fabulous as is (like my wonderful co-author) and still amazingly fun to look at. However, there are those men that are inexplicably hot and pretty confirmed straight. Enter Brian Mullan. Evidently he has a wife and two children (though that doesn’t necessarily rule out homosexuality), he doesn’t keep his eyebrows perfect (like all men should), and he doesn’t use much product in his hair (but I don’t think he needs to). But all that makes him more likely to be straight, and thus the hottest straight man alive.



AP by Bob Levey)

Mullan, aka Hottest Straight Man alive, can argue with me anytime. Assuming I could get out a coherent thought. (Photo: AP by Bob Levey)